Serpent in the Woods

<3 Poop flowers.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? lol. YES. :	3
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? no. wtf.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? depends how you take it.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? somewhat
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? no. :	c she left to the beach </3
6. What are you excited for? GRADVENTURE
7. What happened tonight? Anal. No. I had a shitload of work.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? absolutely
9. Is confidence cute? as long as it doesn't turn into arrogance
10. What is the last beverage you had? Sprite
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 2
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? i own exactly 785837 pairs of skinny jeans
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? get home from Gradventure
14. What are you going to spend money on next? A date with my girlfriend.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? YES <3
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Nopenopenope.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Morgan.
18. The last time you felt broken? LOL. Don't wanna put that on the internet.
19. Have you had sex today? No. :	c
20. Are you starting to realize anything? I really like food.
21. Are you in a good mood? Yeah!
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Yes
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? lolno. I have Greyish blueish eyes. My dad has poop brown eyes.
24. What do you want right this second? Morgan. Or Sushi.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I'd cry forever. and then probably go die.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Indeed.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? no. laughter is necessary in a relationship.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? The Yogscast....
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Morgan.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Some people do. Others don't.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No. Chris is my bby <3
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Of course! She's my fiance!
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? I fucking love soda. stfu.
34. Listening to? The Maine.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? LOLNO. I get yelled at for it all the time.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? I think....she's at the beach.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes.
38. Who did you last call? Morgan.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? Morgan, chris, jenn.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because she's my fiance.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Niggers. I haven't had a cupcake in ages.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? my Mommy c:
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? all the time
44. Do you tan in the nude? Yes ;)
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? nope.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nope.
47. Who was the last person to call you? Morgan.
48. Do you sing in the shower? Yess.
49. Do you dance in the car? ....is that even possible.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? no.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? orchestra....
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes. but i love 'em.
53. Is Christmas stressful? yeah.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? is that a vaginal disease?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Blueberry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Novelist. Actor. Porn Star. Conductor.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes sir.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All ze time.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope.
60. Wear slippers? nope.
61. Wear a bath robe? nope.
62. What do you wear to bed? lololol. nothing. ;)
63. First concert? Paper Lions.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart.
65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? neither....
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I hate that cancerous bitch.
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah. Salsa.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Being my personal stripper/ call girl.
71. Can you curl your tongue? nope.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? yes.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no.
74. What is your favorite book? Harry Potter 5, or Perks of being a wallflower.
75. Do you study better with or without music? without.
76. Regularly burn incense? yes.
77. Ever been in love? Currently am.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? The maine.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Jukebox the ghost.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea.
81. Tea or coffee? Coffee.
82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip
83. Can you swim well? yeah
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yeah
85. Are you patient? sometimes.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Bandddd.
87. Ever won a contest? MHM.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nipple extensions.
89. Which are better black or green olives? black.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Do what you want as long as youre in love.
91. Best room for a fireplace? The Sex Room.
92. Do you want to get married? Yes. a million times yes. <3

Notes

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2 weeks ago

Sorry Marvel, but. DC is just great. I would choose DC over you ANY day.

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kjzvmn lkxn, yes.

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SIGHTREADING

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gottabeastringplayer:

DAMN, THIS IS GOING SUPER—OH WAIT SHIT WHAT IS THAT

that my friend is the wild time signature called “12/8”. only seen when sight reading and the director has no idea how to conduct it.

And then the judges give you a Superior anyway.

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This is amazing.

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Some Bitch named Deltrese.

Where the fuck is Breadquanda.

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This is probably my favorite meme ever.

I don’t fucking know why.

It’s actually terrible.

It’s probably the “applos” that gets me.

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This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. no.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Danny Elfman, or John Williams.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. I grabbed him and then pooped on his face.

4) What do you think about most? Morgan.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? "I went to the beach<3 i love you. ill text you back soon"

6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on? i sleep naked.

7) What's your strangest talent? I can do surprisingly arousing things.....

8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) Girls, can't live with em. cant live without em. Boys....we're all a bunch of assheads.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? nope.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? before i got on tumblr.

11) Do you have any strange phobias? Antidaephobia.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? yeah....

13) What's your religion? Agnosticism.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going back inside.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front of it.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? The Maine or the Haunted windchimes.

17) What was the last lie you told? I'm not hungry.

18) Do you believe in karma? Yup. I also believe in Dharma.

19) What does your URL mean? It's from my book.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? jedssxvjk sjkczvjk

21) Who is your celebrity crush? ariana grande.

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23) How do you vent your anger?

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

28) What's your biggest "what if"?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

36) Define Art.

37) Do you believe in luck?

38) What's the weather like right now?

39) What time is it?

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41) What was the last book you read?

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43) Do you have any nicknames?

44) What was the last movie you saw?

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

48) What's your sexual orientation?

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

50) Do you believe in magic?

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52) What is your astrological sign?

53) Do you save money or spend it?

54) What's the last thing you purchased?

55) Love or lust?

56) In a relationship?

57) How many relationships have you had?

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59) Where were you yesterday?

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

62) What's your favorite animal?

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64) Where is your best friend?

65) Spit or swallow?(;

66) What is your heritage?

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77) How can I win your heart?

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80) What size shoes do you where?

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82) What is your favorite word?

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

85) What's the last song you listened to?

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

87) What is your current desktop picture?

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98) Ever been on a plane?

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

:’c

That feeling when you can’t be like one of those celebrities your girlfriend fantasizes about.

Posted

1 month ago

starr-whores:

THIS MAN. <3

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housewifeswag:

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

That’s Isador and Ida Strauss, who died together on the Titanic the night of April 14-15, 1912. He urged his wife to board on a lifeboat but she refused and was witnessed to have said “We have lived together for many years. Where you go, I go.”

oh sweet jesus. this kind of love. yes.

ohmygawd somebody hand me the box of tissues.

Morgan.

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I think I just shit myself a little bit….

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